Thursday, February 17, 2005


Wobblebottoms 'r' US

Anybody in the US cannot fail to have noticed the number of gargantuan people they have staggering about the place. For example, where I work, there are a couple of women who hang out together, and when the pair of them get in the lift, you can actually feel it move.

Today some useful information from one of those free newspapers fell into my lap and cast some light on the subject.

So now, if you fancy joining the ranks of the lift-swaying, foot-crushing, sweatpant-wearing, suspension-destroying, arterially-challenged and door-blocking, here are the best places to eat, and what to order:

What Calories Grams of Fat

Hardee's Monster Thickburger 1,417 107
Culver's Jumbo Bacon Butterburger Deluxe 1,100 69
Burger King Whopper with Cheese 800 49
Culver's Fried Cheese Curds 710 43
McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese 730 40
Wendy's Classic Double with Cheese 700 39
Burger King Angus Bacone & Cheese Steak Burger 710 33
McDonalds Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddles 560 32
Taco Bell Half Pound Beef & Potato Burrito 530 24

Ugh, the Hardees Monster Thickburger turns my stomach just thinking about all that meat. I can't imagine eating one.

Amusingly the Hardees site lists all the ingredients for one, including:

1/3 pound patty
1/3 pound patty
Butter-flavored shortening

MMMM, butter-flavored shortening. And double mayo and triple cheese, of course.
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