Tuesday, March 22, 2005

 

Kitten Kong

Pity the poor Londoner. He already has to worry about being murdered at random while out in the park or even eaten by the various loonies whom the authorities permit to walk the streets and appear powerless to do anything about.

To this understandable concern now add the risk of being savaged by a giant cat lurking at the bottom of one's garden. The poor householder in question was "looking for his kitten at the bottom of his garden, which backs onto woodland, when the powerful creature attacked him. He described how a 'big black figure pounced' and he was 'in its claws for about 30 seconds'."

Maybe it was a schizophrenic dressed up as the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz?

It's enough to make you want to stay at home. But if you do, make sure the doors are securely locked and you have a rolled up newspaper or whatever other weapons the government still permit you to keep to hand, in case a couple of maniacs break in and beat you to death!
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